I Was Vandalized by Hillary!!

I was vandalized by Hillary
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and Bill

the other day at work on my completion of my 52nd orbit around the sun! They dug up some old, and embarrassing decisions I had made in my foolish youthful days!

But after seeing the Iron Curtain and Berlin Wall and living in Guatemala, (where you take your life in your hands when it comes to politics), all I can say that this is a great country and I enjoyed being "ransacked", (but I'm still wondering why they picked me to do this stuff?)

Thanks guys! or ladies I should say!